2000ish: “That anime guy from malcom in the middle theme song. ”

2000ish:

That anime guy from malcom in the middle theme song.

cat-pun:

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

avinaris:

were-all-queer-here:

helpimbeingchasedbywaltwhitman:

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

This is helpful for people with anxiety

beep beep motherfucker

valyrianshadow:

Utada Hikaru - Fantôme

ayellowbirds: “the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again. ”

ayellowbirds:

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

Dumbledore: After all this time?
Snape: Always
Dumbledore: Yikes..
SNH